A Story in Five Sentences

Vegans of fifteen years, Pam and JB were well known in the vegan community. JB ran a popular vegan blog and Pam was a nutritionist who touted the benefits of veganism. One day, while searching for the soysage, Pam came across a strange package hidden underneath the tempeh in the refrigerator. Upon opening it, Pam was horrified to realize that it contained Hickory Farms sausage. Judging from the look on JB's face when confronted with the package, Pam knew it wasn't the first time.